For Hire – 10K, 100K, 1M social web influencers

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THIS IS NOT A REAL AD – just a hypothetical scenario. What would happen if this were true? It is possible.

twitter: @paulrickett  LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/paulrickett

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All with guaranteed, interrelated, credible Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, gmail, hotmail etc. identities – many with real friends. Can add/change physical addresses to suit your location/market. User profiles span all age, ethnic and job demographics – just tell us what you need. Custom people creation a specialty.

Need to promote your product, skew a petition, rubbish the competition. We can do it.

Services we can provide include:

– Thought leadership with endorsement – our virtual CEOs and community leaders are infallible

– Product endorsements & recommendations or complaint/criticism. We create buzz heard around the world

– Political opinion shifting

– Customer service jams – show how your competition has bad customer service and a lousy product

… and anything else you can think of.

Email your requirements now to digitalpeople@anonymous.org.zz (sorry, no phone calls accepted)

For your security we recommend not using your organization’s email address in communications to us. Terms: Payment in advance by money transfer only to GnomeBankZurich.

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THIS IS NOT A REAL AD – just a hypothetical scenario. What would happen if this were true? It is possible.

twitter: @paulrickett  LinkedIn: http://www.linkedin.com/in/paulrickett